Tag Archive for Apple

KNEEL BEFORE JOBS!!!

KNEEL BEFORE JOBS!!!

Postmodern morons “get it” and now Adobe finally does too. Last year I wrote about how Apple told Adobe to fuck off and then about how the Federal Government told Apple, “not so damn fast” only to have Adobe admit several weeks later that Apple had it right all along. Well, now it appears that…

Steve Jobs Fucking Told You So Bitches!!!

And if he won’t say it, damn it, I will. Adobe issued a press release on the 4th entitled, “Security Advisory for Flash Player, Adobe Reader and Acrobat,” but they should have entitled it, “Yeah…Steve Jobs Was Right.” Why you ask? This is basically an admission of the very thing Steve Jobs has been telling…

Get Ready to Grab Your Ankles, Apple!

It looks like Apple’s gonna get one up the poopshoot for their final fucking over of Adobe that I reported on a week or so ago regarding their anti-Flash attitude for the iPhone OS. According to PCWorld.com, an unknown source told the New York Post that the Federal Government (U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the Department of…