This is bullshit!  According to NBC News, beginning next tax year, a new IRS form known as 1099-K will be sent to taxpayers who annually sell more than $20,000 worth of goods and have more than 200 electronic transactions. This not only applies to internet sales but also other areas such as garage sales and classified ads.

Are you kidding me?

I know (thanks to former Republican President and world renowned retard George W. Bush) that the United States has ran up a massive debt and that China basically owns us.

I know that at the rate we are printing new money (2 trillion dollars worth) to bullshit our way out of the recession that the dollar is about to collapse BIG time.

I know that Social Security and all of the other half-assed entitlement programs will be bankrupt soon.

I know this. Hell, we all know this!

But why this?  There are so many other things the US Government could do for revenue.  We could stop policing the entire fucking world for example.  I mean, why the hell are we still in Germany?  Why?  I think we got Hitler.  I’m pretty sure we won World War II.  We could leave Iraq (or take some of the god damned oil Cheney said would pay for it). We could leave Afghanistan.  Hell, we should just do the fair tax and abolish the IRS really, but that’s another discussion for another time.

I hate to keep beating this drum, but the big one is pot.  Yes pot! Don’t act so surprised.  If the US government would just legalize marijuana they’d get all the fucking revenue they’d need and they could leave my fellow Ebayers and PayPal users alone!  PayPal you ask?  Sorry, I neglected to mention that, according to H&R Block, the 1099-K Form will also report ALL PayPal transactions.

Again, bullshit!

  11 comments for “FUCK THE IRS!!!

  1. June 13, 2010 at 11:03 PM

    It’s a pretty common argument that the government should legalize and tax marijuana to increase revenue. Let’s think about it for a minute. Let’s say marijuana’s $100 per ounce, illegal. That’s $100 dollars they make. Let’s legalize it. Now, growers are everywhere! People who would never grow now convert their basements into growrooms. People who previously had small closet operations now expand and grow on a mass scale. The price of marijuana plummets, as it is easily available to all. Realistically, after a short period of time, marijuana would probably sell for something like $20 per ounce. Now let’s tax that by, I dunno, 10%? So now, thinking like “the government”, would you rather net $100 for an ounce or $2.00 for an ounce? The government makes too much money by keeping it illegal. It’s really gonna take THE PEOPLE to take back control if we want to do something like legalize pot.

  2. June 15, 2010 at 11:27 PM

    Your argument is flawed, sir. How is the government getting 100% of the $100 for an ounce I hypothetically purchase under your scenario? They’re not. In fact, arresting all of the pot smokers, prosecuting them, keeping them in jail, feeding them, etc. costs way more. All of the money being spent on the “drug war” is a huge waste and bullshit on the cost. I would pay more for legal weed and feel good about it too. It would almost be a patriotic duty to smoke pot. Well, at least as patriotic as drinking a Bud Light while watching a half naked lady sponge bath a mustang in the parking lot of a baseball stadium while Lady Gaga sings the national anthem… go America…?

  3. Denton
    October 13, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Go smoke some more pot retard! In 6 months obumba has spent more than the last 3 presidents.This economy will never come out of the hole as long as this guy keeps spending money to try to improve it, instead of cutting spending and corporate taxes. Duh!

  4. The Dork Knight
    October 26, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Well you’ll get no argument from me regarding Obama; that lying asshole can suck a dick just like the rest of ’em, but cutting spending??? Cutting corporate taxes??? Really??? You know that even if you cut ALL spending and ALL corporate taxes that wouldn’t come anywhere close to fixing the problem. You know what would? Getting rid of the Obama Tax Cuts (formerly known as the Bush Tax Cuts). As for insulting me based of my predilection for herbal medication over prescription medication… I may smoke cannabis fucktard, but at least I can spell. Don’t be so quick to judge me and I won’t… no fuck it, I’m still gonna be quick on judging you. Cutting spending??? Cutting corporate taxes??? Really???

  5. February 22, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    My dear friends, grow a pair of ball and actually read the IRC code. It plainly states that only federal employees are to pay federal income taxes. If you are paying them and you don’t work for the feds, then you have a problem that you can fix. When someone gives you a w2 or 1099 they are saying that they paid you federally connected money! Use your tax return to correct the record. I’ve been doing it for years, and saved a shit load of money. SERIOUSLY

  6. deaner
    February 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM

    Yeah but dont forget about common law. This idea that we legally do not have to pay taxes is not new. There are case studies about it. Common law lays the ground for the laws we live by based on previous court decisions;. when other people have tried to make the same arguments about not paying taxes they loose; therefore, common law wins. Although i hate paying higher taxes so lazy fucktards can sit on their ass and collect poverty program benefits, law is law. i actually heard the girl that lives above me say, after next week, i dont get free health care anymore, i have to pay for it!!!!! OMG God forbid you pay for a service performed by someone else, eh bitch, come clean my house, do my laundry, wax my car, gimmie a happy ending, why? because it benefits me and costs you ya dumb asshole baby maker bitch!!!!

  7. Tom
    July 27, 2013 at 1:05 AM

    I just got a letter and had to pay more taxes to this group. Wonder if my money will be going to an illegal alien who is filing one of the billions of dollars of fraudulent returns or to another IRS party in which taxpayer money is getting wasted…..maybe to Afghanastan?

  8. ForThePeople
    October 16, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    unfortunately we can not blame one thing on high taxes, but i’m sure they love having us argue about which on is, No it couldn’t be America is continually at war with other countries, giving aid around the world to other nations, imprisoning more of its citizens, and for longer sentences than anyone else in the world, third world countries have better health than us, it’s not the people, environmental conditions shape us and they shape or environment, public assistance is the last thing we have to worry about or blame for high taxes.

  9. Me
    October 30, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    Tell Congress to get a grip (on this !)!
    I vote for FLAT TAX.
    to hell with lawyers
    to hell with accountants
    to hell with the Good Old Boys!
    To hell with you!

  10. February 11, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    I say we are fucked, regardless of what we do! I work hard seven days a week for slave wages, then pay taxes on top of that. Then in 30 years I wont be able to retire and as much as I hate the way the united states government runs things. We are still just a bunch of dumb fucks sitting behind a keyboard talking this and that when in reality it isn’t going to do a Damn bit of good. FTW! Its beyond our means of fixing so just live to die and call it good.

  11. Cornelia Koller
    May 1, 2016 at 5:01 PM

    This country was founded by common sense.
    it is common sense who can keep us going.
    Live to die…then die to live.
    Yes it is beyond fixing…
    keep common sense alive..
    Do not vote for trump!

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